_Talking Blues_
 by The Gillroyd Parade

I'm out walking in Potternewton Park this springtime.
Flowers.
Birds singing.
Blossoms. White and pink all around.
I see Jimmy coming down the path.
He says "Howdy Bob Howdy! You seen this here?"
Well I aint seen that before
"This is a Nokia N95.
It's got Symbian 3.2 open OS. HSPDA. 320x240 vector graphic screen and GPS built in.
I can plan a route to anywhere in the world I want,
Download the map,
Get TomTomed the whole way.
It's the whole deal!

But you know what Bobby?"
"What's that Jimmy?"
"It will do all that for me but it still can't find where I'm headed."
Well I know that feeling.

Hey here's Sally!
She's a sweet gal.
Kind heart.
Good eye.
She's got that Sony Ericsson K810i.
You know Cybershot, 3G, hi-res screen, 3.2 megapixel, flash, red-eye reduction, blogging built in.
It's all that.
Been taking pictures Sally?
"Sure 'nuff I have! It's a beautiful world!
But you know what Bobby?"
"What's that Sally?"
"I can take pictures of anything I find and send them anywhere I want.
But I just can't see what I'm looking for."
"Yep, well I've rode that train myself."

Now see here's Mikey.
He's one lover of gamesplaying.
He's always racin' em, shootin' em, jumping over em.
I hear he's got that Samsung D840, QVGA 262K screen, Java MIDP 2.0.
_Can you get Dogs on that?_ I hear so!
I hear already he's Sonic! he's got Tetris!, he's got Old Bobby Carrot!, he's got Old Bobby Carrot!
It's the beans that's for sure.
But you know what I heard?
He's got all that but he still can't win the game of life.
It's a rattlesnake' bitten me too.

Now you know myself - I'm no slave to manufacturers.
I built my own machine.
It's tetraband.
6G,
HS-Whatever-U-Like-PA.

I built my own SIM too.
Figure I can communicate with the Gods themselves with something like that.
Find out all the answers going.

I'm just waiting for a signal.

Ain't had one yet tho.



_Chords_

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that's it!