_Me and my Android_
 by The Gillroyd Parade

Chorus:
My android he don't like stackin' hay
My android he don't like stackin' hay
But I guess if I paid him more than half a buck a day
He would more often do as I say

My android don't give me what I need
My android don't give me what I need
He says that he's oppressed and he should be set free
I say "Forget all that you're workin' here for me!"

(chorus)

My android he tries to woo my wife
My android he tries to woo my wife
I'm gonna beat that android to within an inch of his artificial life
If he don't stop tryin' to woo my wife

(chorus)

My android is a hard and sleek machine
My android is a hard and sleek machine
My android fights tough and my android fights mean
But he's just as soft as milk and butterbean

(chorus)

My android he stays out late at night
My android he stays out late at night
Well I don't begrudge my android his hectic social life
But I sure wish he was here with me tonight

(chorus x2)



_Chords_

A
My android he don't like stackin' hay
A                                 E7
My android he don't like stackin' hay
A                                   D
But I guess if I paid him more than half a buck a day
A                   E7      A
He would more often do as I say

Same for the verses.